How to make friends like a socially mature individual. We discuss the internet, the antichrist, friend fluffers, silence, sobriety and Nintendo.
How to go on dates like a respectable adult. We discuss flirt touching, spontaneity, knuckle sandwiches, ping ponging and Gandalf the Grey. Guest Host: Kelly Tran
How to overcommit like a super human being. We discuss mindfulness, fixing people, group projects, physical pain and feminism. Guest Host: Kat Purgal
How to do your job like a reliable adult. We discuss product placement, corporate espionage, napping, quitting and cute teamwork.
How to get rejected and be an adult about it. We discuss Instant Messaging, applying to colleges, crushes, Broadway auditions and summer jobs with Jesus lovers.
How to cook for yourself and/or others like a knowledgeable adult. We discuss knife skills, family dinners, Harvard, tortillas, meal plans and stove etiquette.
How to give gifts like a thoughtful adult. We discuss Amazon wishlists, unusual sodas, The One Ring, listening and the invention of irony.
How to take care of your car like a grown up. We discuss mechanic shops, Legos, high school pranks, accidents, and various car parts that we pretend to understand.
How to eat healthy so you can live to become an old person. We discuss Chipotle, food delivery, judgemental girlfriends, cashiers, and YOLO.
How to deal with breakups like a man/woman. We discuss social alienation, Hoobastank, revenge, the relapse, parental usage and Ben and Jerry’s.
How to talk about politics without being offensive. We discuss online commentary, Saturday Night Live, fetus banners, Ross Perot, and binders full of women.
How to get enough sleep so that you don’t turn into a jerk and/or zombie. We discuss matching pajama sets, ideal sleep time music, and the dreaded morning shower.
How to travel by air and not be one of the stupid people. We discuss human interaction, the mile-high club, TSA and Southwest Airlines.
How to go to weddings like an emotionally mature individual. We discuss proper attire, chocolate penis cakes, bad vs good gifts, and finding love.
How to celebrate birthdays beyond the 21st. We discuss drinking, presents, bouncy castles, Edible Arrangements and Facebook message protocol.